A kick on the butt for the inventor of tags!!!
I hate sayin these to any1 but since the person who askd for it is the sole inspiration for me to write blogs,i decided not to deny her 1...so here v go...

I.7 things i want to do before i die:
1) Prove Einstein’s theory of relativity wrong
2) Fly a MiG 21 over the Atlantic Ocean
3) Get to the bottom of the mystery of Bermuda Triangle
4) Find out y Marilyn Monroe died in her sleep
5) Ensure that every child on mother earth is provided wid de gift of primary education
6) Become a cybernetic robot wid a chip implanted in my grey matter!!
7) Understand myself (which I guess wud b the tuffest in the list-lol!!)

II. 7 things i can do:
1) Eulogize the fairer sex (in an attempt to woo them o’corse)
2) Nag my mom till she’s on the verge of throwin xpletives (which she doesn’t-so makes it all de more easier)
3) Wake up all night and watch mTv(and keep my eyes perpetually glued to Ramona’s face)
4) Read gone with the wind at any time of the nychthemeron and not get bored
5) Act completely crazy and throw tantrums at evry1 wenever I feel lik!!
6) completely immerse myself in music and sing with a real passion(pity the donkeys don’t understand)
7) Skim thro’ a dictionary for hours together…


III. 7 things i say the most:
1) For God’s sake…
2) Shut the f*** up(GFY,WTF and evrything that de 4 letter can b used wid)
3) O yea!
4) Nopes…
5) R u nuts??(Also-am I nuts?)
6) As in?
7) Lov u honey-v’ll go settle down in California(this I say to my most intimate male friends till they regret havin befriended me ever)

IV. 7 things i cant do:
1) Keep my cool durin xams
2) Tolerate nerds who boast abt their grades
3) Make up my mind abt anything till I do nothing abt that anything-:)
4) go to society parties(not that I get invited often)
5) resist frm pinching a kid on his/her cheeks
6) hurt any living creature intentionally…ever
7) abstain frm lookin at myself in de mirror aftr shavin till I get completely convinced that there’re no hair left...

V. 7 things that attract me to the opposite sex:
1) Attitude (that says a lot, aint it?)
2) The straight frm sleep look worn on their faces
3) Any gal whoz a tomboy gets my undivided attention towards her
4) Ponytails-I go lik WOW!!
5) Boldness to voice their opinions, be it on politics or be it on sex
6) Smile…now y dint I mention this first?
7) The way they cuddle kids (no double entendre implied)…

VI. 7 Celebrity crushes:
1) Emma Watson(Of Hermione Granger fame)
2) Kirsten Dunst(how I wish I were Spidey)
3) Katrina Kaif(cant keep my eyes off her)
4) Zeenat Aman(age no bar to her panache)
5) Sandra Bullock(I wanna hold her hands forever)
6) Maria Sharapova (she bangs!!)
7) Vivian Leigh(Of Scarlet O’Hara fame)

Whoa…took 3 whole hours for me to complete this.
For god’s sake Megz,no more tags…they suck and u kno this only too well…