Saturday, February 18, 2006

A tag for the soul mate...

Well if the title suggests even a wee bit of romanticism in me, I’d b happy coz none till date has ever found me a hopeful romantic…K, quickly without digressing, I’m hereby listin’ out 8 different points of my dream girl as asked by Deepti

Target-Female (now that makes it even more unromantic I guess). K here goes the essentials…

1) Must talk sense. I don’t expect her to be in the know of a lotta things but being able to make me understand wat she says matters-atleast to the extent that I don’ havta feign interest in wat she’s sayin…

2) Must be bold to voice her opinions, be it on politics or be it on sex-I’ve said this before-I really believe that it’s the opinion of the lady in the house that matters more than anything else-maybe I idolize my mom a lot but I’ve found no1 better than her who embodies the perfect new woman though she belongs to the old times a bit. So to put it in Sonu Nigam’s style…woh ladki waisi mere maa ki jaisi…

3) Must keep her cool and stand by me in all times. She must empathize wid me wen I underachieve or cannot scale gr8 heights though I don’ expect her 2 comply wid my needs. I kno this is a bit demanding but I’m jus being candid.

4) Must be of clean habits-now don’t expect me to elaborate on wat I mean by this coz by doin that I may hurt the emotions of a lotta ppl. All I can say for the time being is she must kno wher to draw the line and stick to her principles forever and hold onto her own.

K I kno all of the above sounded way too boring-now a lil’ more excitin’ features mayb…

5)Need not look gorgeous or anything but must be elegant wid a casual style n panache that I can die for.

6)K this may sound weird but all women I’ve adored have either a mop hair or a pony tail-no wonder I fell head over heels for Sandra Bullock in speed. Now don’t get me wrong-that’s mainly because that suggested a tomboyish attitude in them or put it in a more refined manner, she must at no point feel insecure that she belongs to the weaker sex- whoever coined the term deserves a hard kick on his anterior-I feel a woman in a household is stronger than all men put together (call me a feminist if u wud)-so the bottom line I guess is that she must be a source of strength for me-Hope I aint obfuscatin’ things here…

7)Hmmm I’d want her to share my love for my kinda music-old Hindi songs rafi mukesh n all but that’s askin for too much-a music lover wud suffice.

8)Must say ‘I love u’ often whether verbally or wid her eyes n mean it wen she says it-yeah, I can be very emotional at times-lol…

Fine, all said and done, I feel 8 points r too less to describe a soul mate. Most of these I jus put them arbit or watever I felt for the moment. And kindly forgive me, if I’ve hurt any of your emotions anywhere.

And again all said n done no1 knows wen u’d fall in love n wid whom-mayb I’ll fall for some1 who’s entirely in contrast to all these features. So all I can say is, Plz don’t feel U’re not the right person for me jus coz I’ve said this- Lov’ u all…

Now, the 8 ppl I wanna tag (whether they’ll accept this is a different issue altogether)

1) Megz

2) Varun

3) Milo

4) Triplesix

5) Sudeep

6) Swathi

7) Neha and


8) Yuppie

The rules of the game:
1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.
2. Need to mention the sex of the target.
3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.
4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

Happy taggin’ ppl…

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

One weird request...
Yea yea i kno the whole of january passed so quickly that i dint get time for a new post-it may sound so damn cliched to the ppl who kno me well but i'm really havin 1 hectic schedule so i hardly get the time for literally anything xcept coll stuff...
So y am i postin now?u guessed rite,for my own selfish need-which is AN OBLIGATION from the bloggin community-needless to say,the following may sound really weird but if u can jus spend 10 MINS of ur precious time,u can help me pass a course.V hav 1 damned course called product design and development for which v need to collect a customer survey for the product v're designing which is an overhead tank waterflow indicator-so if u can kindly fill the following form and mail it to me at arvind.real.slim.shady@gmail.com,I'll b indebted to u for life and I mean it...

CUSTOMER SURVEY FORM

NAME :

AGE :

GENDER :

OCCUPATION :

CONTACT DETAILS :

Following are the questions asked and the response obtained from the above cited person:-

1)How many times do you use motor for filling up the overhead tank everyday?

2)Has this happened that because you were not able to switch off the motor in time, the tank has overflown? If so, how often?

3)Do you think water can be saved if you are alerted every time the tank gets filled? Add your suggestions on what all ways can this be done.

4)Will you be content with just an aural indication of overflow? What types of other indications do you think will better address your problems?

5)In your view, how well can a product which complies with such features that prevent water overflow by an indication on time be supported?

6)Do you expect the product to have some other features apart from indication mechanism? If so, kindly explain about the features you desire .

7)What type of such a system would you prefer, a mechanical one or electrical?

8)If you prefer mechanical, what all advantages do you quote for your choice?

9)If you prefer electrical, what all shock-proof techniques would you suggest?

10)How much would you mind spending on such a product that can do the above?

11)What are all your suggestions on the point that in each place where overhead tanks are filled by motors it is necessary to install such a device in order to save water and electricity?

Details to be filled up the batch member who takes the survey:

Place: Date &Time of survey:

P.S.-Kindly leave a comment after u mail me n gimme ur suggestions on watever cud b done 2 make dis more interesting-I'm sorry its not quite in a layman's language but fill it up anyway u like n mail me asap...n plz ignore the grammatical errors...thank u
Hey i jus remembered-i got Deepti's tag to complete which i thought wud b perfect to put up on Feb 14...so dudes and dudettes-PATIENCE...